These covers have been getting better over the years but we'd like to go back in time a little bit to remember some of these godawful covers that ooze passion, seduction and love! Vote for your favorite cheesiest cover now!
Then Came You
by Lisa Kleypas
To Tame a Highland Warrior
by Karen Marie Moning
Tender Rebel by
Johanna Lindsey
Master of Desire
by Kinsley McGregor
Tender is the Storm
by Johanna Lindsey
Heart of the Hawk
by Justine Dare
Rogue
by Fabio
Time To Vote!!
Ok I am snorting. They are awful!!! Good thing the content of the books are great!
ReplyDeletetheir not that awful. the cover of Tender is the Storm . it's buttefully interesthing
ReplyDeleteHey, I like that TENDER IS THE STORM cover in which the hero is totally nekkid (with that bush tickling his butt) but the heroine isn't. Her arms though.... *shakes head*
ReplyDeleteTender is the storm.. LOL. I can't believe they hada man squanking her boobs on the cover! Haha
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ReplyDeletehehe, those are pretty bad.
ReplyDeleteWOW! That 'Tender the Storm' looks like something that should be in porn! if he lubed those puppies up he could have a good time!
ReplyDeleteBut as for the cheesiest...It's gotta be the one with the highlander on the front....she's all swooning at his masculinity! LOL too hilarious!
They're ALL pretty bad!
I would think that the nakedness of Tender is the Storm would be a plus--if I didn't worry about the brush going where it shouldn't on even a "manly man"!
ReplyDeleteI would think that the nakedness of Tender is the Storm would be a plus--if I didn't worry about the brush going where it shouldn't on even a "manly man"!
ReplyDeleteOMG, where did they ever get Tender the Storm. I almost spewed my water on my mac. :) Naked that man is butt naked. I would have had to hide that one for sure.!!! thank goodness for kindles.
ReplyDeletelol, I remember when Tender is the Storm came out. I had to use one of those book covers so people wouldn't see it. I did and still do enjoy her books.
ReplyDeleteLMAO I can't believe how cheesy these covers are, I'm so glad the covers have gotten so much better... I think Tender is the Storm is the cheesiest of them all.
ReplyDeleteGreat post. This just made my night.
ReplyDeleteAnd it was so hard to choose! They're all so terrible.
You gotta love Fabio!! Oh Yeah!
ReplyDeleteThis takes me back to High School when I couldn't read enough Historical romances =)
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!!
Lol it was a toss up between To Tame a Highland Warrior and Tender is the Storm. Now if they took the woman on the Highland one and the man on Storm one...that would top the cake. So glad covers aren't like that any more. Now we have Pickyme ♥
ReplyDeleteOMG- I had forgotten how bad some of these were! Lol...Good cover battle!
ReplyDeleteIs it so wrong that I actually like some of these covers, like Master of Desire? LOL
ReplyDeleteAs for Tender is the Storm...OMG, LOL! I can't beleive a paperback like that actually made it into book stores, especially sometime in the 80's or 90's! I mean, he's practically getting it on with her breasts...right on the cover.
Some of those gals would give Rapunzel a run for her money with all that hair. And those poses! I remember using a book cover so I would not get teased for my reading choices. What a hoot!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I was scrolling down the list and I nearly choked on sushi when I saw Tender is the Storm. Butt... O.O
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