Some of Jim's quotes:
"What's the silver dragon element? Earth?" Jim's face screwed up as it thought.
"Ohh man, that means he's going to want to do it outdoors all the time. Buck naked in the wilderness!! My advice is to take sunscreen and bug spray and maybe a spatula or something, to dig the sand out of your butt crack in case he takes you to the beach."
"Jim!!! I'm so sorry, it knows better than to offer unwanted sexual advice."
"You don't often get to see a wyvern claiming a mate. It's better than Skinemax. Is there going to be an encore? If there is, can you hold off until I make some popcorn?"