Jim is not the main character of all the dragon series by Katie MacAlister but he truly is the star. His one-liners have cracked me up on more than one occasion to the point where I've gotten some weird looks from people around me thinking that I've completely lost my mind. So we thought, what better way than to introduce Jim than to give you a summary of some of our favorite lines of his from the books.
"An extremely handsome and impressive specimen of the Newfoundland breed materializes in the middle of your shoddy hotel room, and you ask if I'm a demon? Oh, I can tell my time with you is going to be one long joyride."
Jim: "How should I know? I'm just a walking drool bib."
"Don't tell me, let me guess— you've had another nocturnal visit from the Studly Dragon?"
“Oh, man. He’s going to pork you right here in front of me, isn’t he? Jeez, and they say dogs have no shame."