If you haven't heard of this talented author yet, then you might be living under a rock. And as always, we've made it our mission to point these things out to you and introduce you to authors and books that you just HAVE to read! We are very excited to have here today author Andrew Shaffer, who just recently released Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, a parody of the popular Fifty Shades. And as if that wasn't enough, he even let us email Mr. Earl Grey! They both took time from their busy schedules and here's what they had to say.
First things first, let’s get to
know you better! Who is Andrew Shaffer? Tell us 5 interesting things
about yourself that readers wouldn’t know!
1. I was named after Andy Griffith.
2. I used to have my tongue pierced. I had a little skull stud with red ruby eyes. It was cool until one day I swallowed it!
3.
My first job was working at a library. I was a terrible employee,
because all I did was read on the job. I would hide in the restroom with
books for hours. I told my boss I had irritable bowel syndrome.
4. I have had four concussions. Or is it five? Too many.
5. My first pet was a tarantula named Cthulu.
Why did you decide to write a parody on this particular title?
I
thought "Fifty Shades of Grey" brought up a lot of different issues
and, as a critic or reviewer, it was nearly impossible to address them
all in a single review or blog post. The parody addresses the questions
raised about fan fiction, the response from media (including Dr. Drew),
and the way E. L. James seemed to treat BDSM as something in need of
curing.
If you could write a parody for another book, which book would it be and why?
I
told my girlfriend, Tiffany Reisz, that I'm going to write a parody of
her "The Original Sinners" series. Instead of being set in a BDSM club,
it would be set in a gym and be called "The Original Spinners."
You thanked Stephenie Meyer in your Acknowledgements. What would you do if you met Ms. Meyer is person?
Have an off-the-record discussion about "Fifty Shades of Grey."
We heard that Tiffany Reisz was your beta reader! Here’s your chance to spill the secrets. Got any dirt on Tiffany?
Truthfully...it
would be impossible for me to spill dirt on her! Her Twitter feed
(
@tiffanyreisz) is 100% her: what you see is what you get.
What scene in FIFTY SHAMES OF EARL GREY was your favorite to write? Care to give us a little teaser?
I had a lot of fun writing the deflowering scene:
Earl
Grey rises above me, towering over my naked, quivering woman-flesh. I
can’t believe this is happening—it’s too much like a wet dream about
Robert Pattinson to be real.
“Are you ready for my love gun?” he says.
Uh-oh. “What’s a love gun? Is that a sex toy?”
“No,” he says. “I’m talking about my penis.”
“Oh,” I say. “Then yes. Fire away.”
Can you tell us when to expect FIFTY SHAMES IS SPACE?
No. But I'm sure it will be out before the final book in George R. R. Martin's "Fire and Ice" series.
Quick-fire questions!
Beach or mountain? Mountain.
Sunrise or sunset? Sunset. I don't remember the last sunrise I saw.
Vampires or werewolves? Neither.
Christian Grey or Edward Cullen? Edward, because he came first.*
*That's what she said.
And last. Can you share a Drink Recipe to our followers? With or without alcohol is fine.
Recipe for Earl Grey tea: 1. Heat water. 2. Steep tea for 1-2 minutes. 3. Enjoy.
Up Close and Personal with Mr. Earl Grey himself!
From: Earl Grey
Date: July 19, 2012 3:10:38 PM PDT
To: Underthecoversbookblog@gmail.com
Subject: Re: UTC Interview for Earl and Andrew
Dear Ladies,
How does a billionaire like you keep yourself grounded and stay in touch with friends?
I mostly stay grounded due to gravity. Except for when I fly my
helicopter or F-16. As for the second part of your question, I am not
sure how to answer that because I don't have any friends. This just got
awkward, didn't it? Sorry.
Tell us what you think of the author Andrew Shaffer aka Fanny Merkin. Did he do well to match you up with Anna Steal?!
You're referring to the book, "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey," that's
supposedly told from Anna's perspective? The only person he talked to
was my old butler, Data, so I'm guessing the book is filled with lies
and half-truths. Or half-lies? Something like that. Mr. Shaffer sent me a
copy, but I haven't had time to read it. I've been too busy having sex
with my new wife on a giant bed of money.
How did you know Anna was THE one? Did you ever think, with your lifestyle you would ever settle down?
Believe it or not, I knew that Anna was "the one" when she didn't fall
1500 feet to her death out of my helicopter. You'd be surprised how many
times that happened to me with previous relationships! I suppose I
should install seatbelts, but I like to live dangerously.
How would you say your relationship with Anna has changed now that
she had accepted your lifestyle of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery and
Magick)?
Anna's really taken to live-action role
playing. I don't want to say too much about our private life—what
happens in the Room of Doom stays in the Room of Doom. Except
pregnancies. And STDs.
Do you and Anna like to watch
movies? Have you heard of Twilight books/movies?! Tell us what you
think of that vampire Edward and his wife Bella?
Of
course I've heard of the "Twilight" books and movies! I'm solidly Team
Jacob, though. I've only read the first three books, and didn't know
that Edward and Bella end up getting married. So, thanks for totally
ruining that for me. :(
Do you think you'll be
watching the highly anticipated Fifty Shades movie when it comes to the
big screen or would you rather watch Tom Cruise's Jack Reacher- new
movie in December?
I'm not heard of this "Fifty Shades"
movie. Is that based on the autobiography of El James, the Mexican
Lucha Libre wrestler, or am I thinking of a different book? As for the
Tom Cruise movie, of *course* I'm excited. I've had a hard-on ever since
I heard he was cast as Jack Reacher. Actually, I should probably get
that checked out by a doctor. It's kind of painful.
Tell us what you think about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. How is this
affecting your obsession with him? He turns 50 this year right?
I'll tell you what this means: Tom Cruise is back on the market! If I
were a single lady right now, I would be jumping up and down on my
couch. But of course I'm not single, and I'm not a lady. And I would
*never* jump on the couch in my condo's living room, because it's real
faux pleather.
Laters babies,
Earl Grey
EarlGrey50@hotmail.com
Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
A UTC RECOMMENDED READ!!
A shrewd, laugh–out–loud parody of E. L. James' bestselling Fifty Shades of Grey series:
Young,
arrogant, tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his
overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be
able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on
Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons,
Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking
drive her over the edge?
About Andrew
Harper Perennial published Shaffer’s debut nonfiction book, Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love, in 2011. Da Capo Press and Tantor Audio will publish his parody novel, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, under the pen name "Fanny Merkin" this summer.
His writing has appeared in such diverse publications as Mental Floss and Maxim. He reviews romance, erotica, and women's fiction for RT Book Reviews magazine.
Shaffer attended the Iowa Writers’ Workshop for a summer semester and
studied comedy writing at Chicago's The Second City. He is also the
creative director of
Order of St. Nick, the greeting card company whose irreverent cards have been featured on
The Colbert Report, NPR, and FOX News.
An Iowa native, Shaffer currently
lives in Lexington, Kentucky, a magical land of horses, basketball, and
bourbon. You can find him most days causing trouble on Twitter at @andrewtshaffer, @evilwylie, and/or @emperorfranzen.
We have a print copy of FIFTY SHAMES OF EARL GREY up for grabs for one lucky US/Canada maiden!
