HOTTIE OF THE WEEK: NELSON RIBEIRO

Hey ladies! This week's HOTTIE OF THE WEEK is a new favorite of mine. I mean, really. Take a look at this... Can you say lady boner?

His name is Nelson Ribeiro and he is this week's pretend boyfriend. As you can probably tell, I had a fun time "researching" Nelson, though I did spend more time looking through pictures of him than reading actual facts on the man. Who could blame me?

So instead of listing those facts, why don't we have some fun? 
Caption this pic of Nelson (below). Go on, amuse us!